Whats the best and the worst quotes you've heard in football ?

When Crystal Palace were in the top division, they lost by a mive score to Liverpool (would it have been 9-0)? They played each other in the FA Cup shortly after and one certain football expert (Mr Jimmy Greaves) said in his newspaper column; 'By no stretch of the imagination will Crystal Palace beat Liverpool in the Cup.' How wrong he was. Was that a bad quote or what?